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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
 Posted - 08/26/2005 : 12:05:34 PM
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Find a place to bury the thread, as it seems the poor thing is running out of steam. They stand in awe of its massive response, and then...
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 1:49:11 PM
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....head for home. After dropping off the valley girls and schoolgirls, our heroes decide to stop in a bar in Tennessee. Some of the bar patrons look at them kinda funny (hey, a rabbit, a cowboy, an... you get the idea). One of the bar patrons asks "Where did YOU guys come from??" Cop on Edge tells the patron the whole story.
The patron can't believe it, but he gets an idea. He goes home, signs on to Jabootu under his screen name, Ubiq, and begins a thread with the message, "In a dark inner-city during the near future, a edgy cop who breaks all of the rules..."
[b]Now go back to the beginning and start reading the whole thread all over again!!!
THE END!!!!
ROLL CREDITS!!!!
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 1:57:10 PM
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| Quentin Tarantino thus explaining the extreme length and crazy tonal shifts. In the meantime the suits want a sequel to this movie made which will be a remake of Gentleman's Agreement starring... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 8:46:38 PM
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...Jet Li, Emma Thompson, and the long-lost hermaphroditic offspring of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 8:51:46 PM
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| Felicity Huffman who is making her bid for an oscar in "Transamerica" for the demon spawn known as the Weinstein brothers. This hermaphrodite character will be played by Hilary Swank... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 8:56:59 PM
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.....who is inmmediately "riffed" to death by the Sattleite Of Love crew who want nothing to do with the sequal and go into the theater to watch promotion footage of this Fall's movies. They really don't care that back on Earth......
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/26/2005 : 9:24:14 PM
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....Uwe Boll is gearing up for his masterpiece....
(This is like the Andromeda Strain. Turn around, and it's gotten BIGGER! WE CAN'T STOP IT!!!) |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/27/2005 : 8:34:44 PM
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...a big-screen adaptation of Rainbow Brite, starring...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 05:45:56 AM
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| Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 12:59:07 PM
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| .......as played by Tom and Jerry........ |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 8:15:38 PM
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...and with a screenplay co-written by Spike Lee and...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 08/28/2005 : 10:31:09 PM
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| ....L. Ron Hubbard.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 05:28:38 AM
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| who are making an allegory about the African Slave Trade in which little black kittens are kidnapped for a research lab... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 08:32:57 AM
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| ... however, they turn out to be the Genetically Modified Killer Siamese Kittens in disguise, who, after wreaking bloody, catnip-inspired vengeance on the colonial powers, er, researchers... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 08/29/2005 : 09:13:36 AM
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| go with Tom and Jerry to enlist in the marines... |
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