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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts
Posted - 10/26/2005 :  7:58:34 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...cigarettes, even though they're dead now and you shouldn't smoke...






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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
229 Posts
Posted - 10/27/2005 :  05:23:03 AM  Show Profile
Emily Post is on the hovercraft and she is horrified that the robots are smoking and NOT USING ASHTRAYS. She gives them souvenir ashtrays from every state capital in the United States...
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts
Posted - 10/27/2005 :  06:39:22 AM  Show Profile
....except Bismarck, North Dakota. This omission (from Emily Post, no less) sparks the ire of....
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts
Posted - 10/27/2005 :  8:01:44 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...both residents of North Dakota, who leave a flaming bag of Ewok crap on Emily Post's doorstep, ring the bell, and then run away...






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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
229 Posts
Posted - 10/28/2005 :  01:58:46 AM  Show Profile
and she sends them a thank-you note...
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts
Posted - 10/28/2005 :  10:33:15 AM  Show Profile
Because Ewok crap is THE fertilizer of choice for people like Stanly, who works in Mushnicks flower shop, and is creating AUDRY 3, an intelligant plant with the power to....

"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.

"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

254 Posts
Posted - 10/28/2005 :  2:34:29 PM  Show Profile
...make people like Adam Sandler movies...
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts
Posted - 10/28/2005 :  7:38:12 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...as part of a vast conspiracy to make Earth ripe for an invasion by...







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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts
Posted - 10/28/2005 :  10:02:40 PM  Show Profile
....the Psychlos, from the planet Psychlo....
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

254 Posts
Posted - 10/29/2005 :  12:28:44 PM  Show Profile
...ruled by Tom Cruise!
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts
Posted - 10/29/2005 :  8:38:58 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
Which means our last remaining hope is Brooke Shields and a whole lotta pills...





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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts
Posted - 10/29/2005 :  11:51:36 PM  Show Profile
....fertility pills, that is, along with....
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts
Posted - 10/30/2005 :  4:03:07 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...Mountain Dew...







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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
229 Posts
Posted - 11/01/2005 :  05:30:59 AM  Show Profile
Joan Baez decides to commemorate the occasion by singing "Mountain Dew," but she can't reach ASCAP to see about the royalties, because...
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts
Posted - 11/01/2005 :  06:29:37 AM  Show Profile
...ASCAP doesn't do projects involving conceiving to try to prevent a takeover from wacky couch-jumpers...
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