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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
229 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2005 :  01:43:51 AM  Show Profile
who want to bring back politically incorrect songs, like "My Old Kentucky Home" and "Old Black Joe".....
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2005 :  2:13:11 PM  Show Profile
As performed by French Jerry Lewis fans, who are rioting for the French government to...

"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.

"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.

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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2005 :  5:59:33 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...start a war against Mr. Lewis, so they can surrender to him...







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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts

Posted - 11/04/2005 :  7:16:43 PM  Show Profile
....enabling France to get some support money from the U.S....
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts

Posted - 11/05/2005 :  7:23:08 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...so they can continue to crank out pretentious, government-subsidized "art films" than no one except clinically depressed graduate students ever see...










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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
229 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2005 :  01:24:14 AM  Show Profile
The graduate students have been reduced to a state of clinical depression by screw-ups in Air France's bureauocracy...
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Canada
1026 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2005 :  1:11:34 PM  Show Profile
... who forced travellers on their transAtlantic flights to watch "signficant" French movies like I Stand Alone throughout the entire flight...
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2005 :  2:33:00 PM  Show Profile
....prompting the largest mass-suicide-by-jumping in history....
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Israel
229 Posts

Posted - 11/27/2005 :  05:53:13 AM  Show Profile
Greenpeace complains about the suicidal students polluting the ocean and Joan Baez and the ghost of Burl Ives lead the snakes in another demonstration at the White House...

Edited by - Hinda on 11/27/2005 05:55:00 AM
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Germany
186 Posts

Posted - 11/27/2005 :  07:51:14 AM  Show Profile
...but instead of the actual White House, they end up at Casa Blanca, a Tex-Mex place in Bennington, Vermont, where the sizzling fajitas ignite the Greenpeace members due to an overabundance of patchouli oil, causing...

"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts

Posted - 11/27/2005 :  4:27:03 PM  Show Profile
....a giant, pollution-spewing grease fire....
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

254 Posts

Posted - 11/27/2005 :  10:28:39 PM  Show Profile
...which angers Kirstie Alley who was aiming to eat that grease....
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
671 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2005 :  7:08:40 PM  Show Profile  Visit TVsGrady's Homepage
...so she rounds up her fellow Scientologists to wreak vengeance on the guilty party...








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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2005 :  8:42:07 PM  Show Profile
....by bringing in the lawyers and....
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

254 Posts

Posted - 11/28/2005 :  8:55:38 PM  Show Profile
...and George Clooney and Paul Haggis to make a Self-Righteous Stanley Kramer Message Movie about...

Edited by - Triviachamp on 11/28/2005 8:55:54 PM
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