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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Israel
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Posted - 01/27/2006 : 01:15:00 AM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2006 : 8:08:12 PM
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...in order to finally identify the person who keeps calling him and asking for people like Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass...
*** "If you really want to irritate a flaming screaming skull, turn him toward something highly unpleasant, like, say, a Rob Schneider movie. He has no eyelids and no way to turn away. It's fun!"-Michael J. Nelson *** http://tvsgrady.livejournal.com My DVD collection: http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&sub=All&id=tvsgrady
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
254 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2006 : 8:51:53 PM
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2006 : 10:34:42 PM
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
254 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2006 : 02:29:36 AM
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2006 : 6:57:02 PM
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...who is pretty teed-off because of all those stupid jokes about her name that makes refrence to that other "Heidi", you know, that little Swiss girl Shirley Temple played....
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2006 : 12:36:15 AM
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| Heidi Fleiss is so ticked off by the "Heidi" jokes that she goes to Switzerland and sets the house Johanna Spyri was born in on fire... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2006 : 11:16:32 AM
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But the heat of the fire awakens the ancient Frost Giants, who, seeing the way Switzerland has gone all soft on conquest, decide to shake up the place, and embark on a plan to...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2006 : 9:29:17 PM
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...causing Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, to call for a full jihad. Paul Haggis has a better idea, make a self-righteous sermon thought-provoking movie denouncing the cartoon and get it nominated for Best Picture.
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
254 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2006 : 11:54:53 PM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2006 : 8:12:54 PM
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...sweeps the 2006 Oscars, so Haggis retaliates by recruiting Eric Cartman to lead a campaign against independent films that are about gay cowboys eating pudding...
*** "If you really want to irritate a flaming screaming skull, turn him toward something highly unpleasant, like, say, a Rob Schneider movie. He has no eyelids and no way to turn away. It's fun!"-Michael J. Nelson *** http://tvsgrady.livejournal.com My DVD collection: http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&sub=All&id=tvsgrady
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2006 : 4:39:49 PM
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laced with Loco weed and animal steroids. The pudding causes the South Park gang to...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
USA
671 Posts |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
    
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2006 : 9:36:04 PM
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| ........Cheeseing off Buster Crabb who flys his surplus rocketship to the Crab Nebula, seaking the aid of..... |
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