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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
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 Posted - 02/07/2006 : 06:07:09 AM
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| Cindy Sheehan, who is camping out outside Ken Begg's house, because not only has she not appeared on the news for the past five minutes, she hasn't appeared on this thread yet... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2006 : 06:49:02 AM
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...but the Jabootuites realize that this lady will try to hog the conversation and just. won't. leave. or. shut. up!!! They dangle a shiny protest for her to go, and she just can't resist the bait.
Meanwhile, back at the Crab Nebula, Buster Crabbe has finally settled on a sidekick... Eugene Krabs.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 04:19:33 AM
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| who goes to Antarctica, with Cindy Sheehan, to lead a protest demonstration on behalf of the fishing rights of the penguins. Only when CNN tries to film them, the cameras freeze... |
Edited by - Hinda on 02/09/2006 04:23:10 AM |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 06:03:49 AM
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...which is taken up by Al Gore as yet another example of the horrors of global warming. Meanwhile...
- Who is John Galt? - |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 10:20:13 AM
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......Back at the ranch, panic ensues over the loss of the telegraph industry and the threat of no more "Strip-O-Grams".
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 10:54:28 PM
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| Liberal campaign workers in Canada thanks to a stripper visa program (not a joke I'm afraid, this is true!) |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 11:40:24 PM
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| ...the Canadian government starts to seriously rethink their stripper visa idea when they meet the latest applicant... |
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Asta Kask
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Sweden
263 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2006 : 04:22:07 AM
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Originally posted by BradH812
...the Canadian government starts to seriously rethink their stripper visa idea when they meet the latest applicant...
...Roseanne Bar...
- Who is John Galt? - |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2006 : 7:25:59 PM
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...who singlehandedly triggers an epidemic of hysterical blindness in the Great White North, and only the band Rush can save the day, by...
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2006 : 09:30:46 AM
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...by getting the mutant Siamese Kittens (from earlier in this movie) to distract the second US Armored division so that Auric Goldfinger can steal all the coffie cups and soup spoons in Fort Knox and trade them for yummie Krispy Kream douhnuts and deliver them to the Cop-On-Edge in exchange for vital information on Mexico's secret space-monkey-janitor project.
OK, so they haven't worked out ALL the details, but it's still a good plan because..... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2006 : 9:22:14 PM
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| ....by buying up all the shares of stock in the Pert Shampoo company.... |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 02:04:33 AM
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| and turning it into a PET shampoo company. Only it makes all the cats in America, including the mutant Siamese kittens, go bald. This leads to a MASSIVE class action lawsuit by American pet owners.... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2006 : 06:31:25 AM
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