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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
 Posted - 02/17/2006 : 11:18:24 PM
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2006 : 11:24:56 AM
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| Because he's heard that Jessica really goes for men with big....brains. |
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BlamWalker
Archdeacon of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 02/21/2006 : 3:23:45 PM
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| ...Which explains her marriage to diabolical genius Nick Lachey, who learns of Lex's plan and hatches an evil scheme of his own... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2006 : 6:19:11 PM
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| ....marry Jessica, divorce her, then sue for alimony! One, two, three, just like one of the Legion of Doom's many plans to defeat those Super-fools! There's just one glitch.... |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2006 : 05:39:56 AM
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| Moslems have Jessica Simpson mixed up with a Danish cartoonist. She is hiding under Great Mosque in Mecca, thinking that no Moslem will look for an infidel there... |
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The Conkeroo
Altar Boy of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 02/23/2006 : 10:56:20 AM
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Then,Morgan Freeman Narrates "Desperate Housewives"!!"it Was Just Another Day On Wisteria Lane.Bree Found Out Her son Is Gay;Gabrielle Got Her Husband Out Of Prison and Mary Alice Young,Oh I Wish I Could Say That Mary Alice Young,Like Andy DuFrain,Fought The Good Fight,But She Did Not Survive.No,I'm Not Mary Alice Young.I'm Oscar Winning Actor Morgan Freeman.You Know,Lately I've Narrated 'War of the Worlds';'Batman Begins'and'March of the Penguins',So I'm Letting Brenda Strong(Who Does The Voice of Mary Alice Young.)Take A Couple Of Weeks Vacation.So Let's See What's Happened On Wisteria Lane."
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2006 : 5:55:04 PM
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| ...realizing that the story has -- surprise, surprise -- taken another 90-degree turn, our heroes decide to jump back into this mess. Yep, it's Bugs, Ranger, Tonto, Hulk, and COE. Bugs sees Morgan Freeman and says, "Hey, Doc, how did YOU get here?!".... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2006 : 12:47:14 AM
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2006 : 01:02:52 AM
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| "And why people think I narrated Batman Begins." Meanwhile Freeman is cast as Mammy (now a man) and the narrator in a remake of Gone with the Wind starring... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2006 : 12:44:14 PM
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2006 : 9:13:54 PM
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| ....My Dinner -- And Road Trip -- With Andre.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
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