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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
 Posted - 02/28/2006 : 10:04:00 AM
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The story of a boy and his thread. The thread is an unstoppable killing machine that strangles its victems, and the boy is its surrogate...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 05:57:53 AM
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| tailor. He is asked to star in a Disney picture version of the Grimm's Fairytales valiant little tailor... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 06:41:35 AM
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| ....which has the credit "and Introducing The Thread as"... |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
254 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 07:38:23 AM
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| Protesting Crash winning Best Picture at the Oscars by |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 07:50:08 AM
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| tripping Sandra Bullock.... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 11:11:14 AM
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| ... and rushing to the podium to read itself, IN ENTIRETY, as a thank-you speech, bringing the entire proceeding to a halt. This so enrages the Hollywood glitterati that they... |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2006 : 08:51:19 AM
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| force the thread into a needle and sew it into Luke Skywalker's costume for the next STAR WARS film.... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2006 : 4:46:56 PM
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| ...Star Wars: Episode VII: Send In The Clones. The glitterati (and this writer) have no problem admitting they stole that joke from an old Mad Magazine (or maybe it was Cracked), as "originality" does not often appear in the Hollywood dictionary. Clones, by the way, has an, ahem, impressive writer and director team.... |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2006 : 06:45:31 AM
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| Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2006 : 1:32:05 PM
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And their love child, Ted Nugent, who brings a hunting party of chillingly sober rock guitarists, who...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2006 : 12:41:35 AM
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| blow their minds on crack cocaine and get so confused that they write a screenplay that depicts American soldiers in Iraq POSITIVELY..... |
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
616 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2006 : 01:24:48 AM
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...organzing a rag tag group of misfit street urchins into the little baseball team that could. They when the regionals are are airlifted into Finland where they face their toughest opponent yet in...
"The Devil Made this Movie for You!" |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2006 : 03:50:14 AM
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| the Helsinki Hatboxes, a team of baseball players from an old age home. All the players are over 100 years old... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2006 : 6:02:23 PM
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| ...and none of them have even SEEN a baseball game, much less played one... |
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New Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
469 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2006 : 12:57:34 AM
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| So they are subjected to a 48 hour Watch-a-Thon, "Remembrances of Woeld Serieses Past".... |
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