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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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 Posted - 03/29/2006 : 03:14:59 AM
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| ...which also featured the world premiere of the trailer for Joel Silver's remake of Citizen Kane, starring Adam Sandler and including the restoration of the infamous ninja monkeys on roller-skates sequence, as well as... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 03/29/2006 : 4:57:02 PM
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| .....the worst cartoons that could be found. Little did they know that their minds were being monitored...... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 03/29/2006 : 9:41:04 PM
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| ....by a race of superintelligent sheep.... |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2006 : 9:49:13 PM
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| ..from Planet Ten... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 2:57:12 PM
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To the 12th power of Ningy. This is a math problim of such mind boggeling complexity, that only Linsey Lohan can solve it, with the help of her trusty "Calculator Bra", " IBM Fishnet stockings," and her...
"Cole, stop handing Dr. Doom the Keys to the Baxter building." Brent Sienna/PvP.
"I speak 34 different languages. But gibberish is not one of them."- Danger Mouse.
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 5:36:35 PM
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.........and her loyal Squire, "Bark", the wonder dog!
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2006 : 6:05:44 PM
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| ....Lindsey decides to let Bark, the REAL brains of the group (kinda like Grommit), solve this math problem, which will bring and end to world hunger, homelessness, war, and self-righteous celebs. Unfortunately, solving the math problem has a price.... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2006 : 7:51:46 PM
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....the math problem reveals the exact value of pi. Now that the impossible has happened....
The space-time continuum goes haywire!
The Universe folds in on itself!
ALL OF CREATION IS DESTROYED!!!!!
(scroll down)
And Bugs, Lone Ranger, Tonto, Hulk, and Edgy Cop sit in the theater as the final credits roll. Edgy Cop says, "Well, if no one has anything to add to this, what do you say we all go to Ken Begg's place for chips and beer and a couple of bad movies?"
The others agree, hoping that Juniper or Pip will be there as well.
Th-th-th-th-That's all, folks! |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2006 : 9:57:22 PM
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But, much like Blazing Saddles, we realize we are still watching them in the movie as the camera pulls back to reveal they are all being watched be none other than...
Coming soon-
Eraserhead: The Musical!! |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Yog-Sothoth
Altar Boy of Jabootu
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Posted - 04/09/2006 : 9:43:39 PM
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...who blows his line and gets the giggles in an outtake as the credits roll on the left . . .
(He would, that over-exposed, unprofessional hack. You know, H.P. wanted to call the Cthulhu Mythos the Yog-Sothoth Cycle, but he kicked the bucket before the name caught on and that parasite Derleth named it after that green butt-kisser. Bitter? Oh, a tad.) |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 6:06:31 PM
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Yog-Sothoth's rambling comments leave his fellow viewers, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable and Shego rather confused; they thought they were there to riff on some Kim Possible fan-fics! They quietly leave the theater, after setting it on fire, of course.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2006 : 9:44:07 PM
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| And all the while, Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo sit in disbelief, wondering why the Satellite of Love never sent THIS pic their way. (The Fearsome Five have long since grabbed a pizza and are livin' it up with Ken.) |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 04/10/2006 : 10:16:03 PM
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...and Juniper and Pip.
The End. |
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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
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Posted - 04/10/2006 : 11:27:19 PM
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| so the Five Orange Pips |
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