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Gee
Altar Boy of Jabootu
Canada
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 Posted - 09/23/2005 : 09:06:20 AM
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Looks Like All Of You Need Some Pussy In Your Life
You Guys Are All Pussies
I Swear You Guys All Need To Get Laid
And Not By Pleasing Yourself In The Back Of A Dark Alley
ALL YOU GUYS ARE NERDS AND NEED A GIRL
And Im Doing All You Guys A Favor Cause In 5 Years From Now
You All Are Gonna Be Molesting Lil Boys
Damn Micheal Jackson Followers
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CDiehl
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 10:22:05 AM
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Looks Like All Of You Need Some Pussy In Your Life
Are you a pimp, looking to drum up business?
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You Guys Are All Pussies
OK, then why do we need pussy in our lives if we already are pussies? There. Ran rings around you logically.
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I Swear You Guys All Need To Get Laid
You seem really interested in how much we get laid. Want to admit something? Come on, come out of the closet buddy. We won't judge you.
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And Not By Pleasing Yourself In The Back Of A Dark Alley
Of course not. We wouldn't want to horn in on your territory, would we?
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ALL YOU GUYS ARE NERDS AND NEED A GIRL
Thank you so much for caring so much about how much action we get. Are you ofering to help us out? If so, it's so nice of you to reach out to us nerds.
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And Im Doing All You Guys A Favor Cause In 5 Years From Now
You All Are Gonna Be Molesting Lil Boys
Again, don't want us horning in on your territory, do you?
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Damn Micheal Jackson Followers
You are so nice, assuming we hang around with celebrities.
That was fun, now go bother some other website, troll.
You know Grand Funk, don't you? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The ... adequate drumwork of Don Brewer? |
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PaulaJohnson
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu
USA
32 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 2:40:58 PM
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Hmm. I dare not say too much. Why encourage him? But for the advancement and edification (look it up, Gee) of my own twisted sense of humor, I have three points.
First, I AM a girl, and a straight one, so where does that leave me? Sexist weasel. Let's have some equal opportunity derision!
Second, the only time I'd follow Michael Jackson would be go gawk. Who wouldn't want a closer look, you know, out of mere curiosity? I'd personally like to solve the mystery of whether that nose is removable.
Third, as far as being a nerd - I prefer the term "geek," thank you.
I came, I saw, I was really too tired to deal with it so I just went to bed. |
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 5:06:33 PM
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"Damn Michael Jackson followers"?
...the Hell? |
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thepanteduffin
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
Canada
74 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 5:10:08 PM
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Originally posted by RVHorror
"Damn Michael Jackson followers"?
...the Hell?
Perhaps it would be better if we were Michael Jackson leaders?
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 5:10:55 PM
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And of course the epitomie of a real social life is to 1)Read an online review you don't agree with, 2)Take the time to register on that website's message board to post insults, 3)Return to post even more poorly worded insults.
Teach me about this 'social life' thing, Sensei, for you obviously are an expert!
"Because, as we all know, when it comes to saving the world, no-one gets the job done quite like a bunch of sleazy, drunken, irresponsible morons."-Lyz of AYCYAS |
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Civanfan
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
86 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 5:19:22 PM
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Actually I need two girls, at least. One of them needs a hot tub, too. It's my right as an American citizen.
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"Oh, I steal souls -and- secrets."
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GalahadPC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
380 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 6:12:07 PM
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Kind of a poor choice to troll a site where its inhabitants habitually and reflexively make sport out of all things stupid, eh?
On another note, did anybody else notice that in a curious reversal from the norm, Gee not only capitalizes sufficiently, but in fact quite relentlessly? |
Edited by - GalahadPC on 09/23/2005 6:14:15 PM |
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Bobby-G
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
904 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 9:50:39 PM
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Somebody really, really CARES about us (wipes tear from eye)! That's beautiful, man...
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 10:38:10 AM
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Does he mean that the WOMEN who post on this site need to have sex with women also?
(Sighs and shakes his head)
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
616 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 11:12:01 AM
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It's really for the best I don't have a girl. Since I am one I'd hardly know what to do with her once I got her.
"The Devil Made this Movie for You!" |
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 4:22:34 PM
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Originally posted by GalahadPC
On another note, did anybody else notice that in a curious reversal from the norm, Gee not only capitalizes sufficiently, but in fact quite relentlessly?
It's almost as if was posting headlines from some supermarket tabloid with anger issues. |
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thepanteduffin
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
Canada
74 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 9:17:43 PM
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Originally posted by Greenhornet
Does he mean that the WOMEN who post on this site need to have sex with women also?
Well, I sure would visit more than once a day were it the case. :D
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
616 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 10:18:57 PM
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/me slaps the above gentleman's knuckles with a ruler for that remark, for shame young man, for shame.
"The Devil Made this Movie for You!" |
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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 12:03:36 AM
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Ooo, Ooo, I was THINKING what he said. Can I be slapped too?
(Stands in line) |
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Juniper
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
616 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 08:22:29 AM
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Hey now I post on this board as Juniper not Mistress J, I'd like to keep my lives seperate thankyouverymuch.
"The Devil Made this Movie for You!" |
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