MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 2:43:08 PM
Coming up next on HOLLYWOOD FEASTS ON ITS OWN ENTRAILS, A big-screen adaptation of DALLAS, starring John Travolta, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Jane Fonda:
It's as if they WANT civilization as we know it to end.
MikeC
RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
532 Posts
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 3:54:01 PM
I foresee box office death for this. However, that will not stop the hordes (of similar productions) in waiting.
Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 5:24:39 PM
Could be worse, at least two of the leads know how to act, unless they forgotten on the recent years. About Travolta, he is a joke.
hentai_wolf
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
139 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 01:56:55 AM
Hopefully it will all turn out to be a dream.
hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 02:04:52 AM
Wow. But then again, Travolta is a bizarre variable. People are "funny" when they suddenly focus. This looks like Jabootu bait, though. What's next - Oh yes - "Get Smart" or is it "Gilligan's Island". George Romero would've been proud. Sorry - just some bitterness showing (circa 1960's)
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain." re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)