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RVHorror
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 10/21/2005 : 12:56:25 PM
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I'm pretty sure everyone here browses SuperDickery regularly, but this image struck me as so bizarre I felt I had to share it anyway.
http://www.superdickery.com/other/281.html
Does anyone know what IS going on here? Do sharks make really good hand weapons? |
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commodorejohn
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
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Posted - 10/21/2005 : 1:30:00 PM
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[url="http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/mr_t/medallion/"]Alligators do.[/url] I don't see why sharks wouldn't.
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 10/21/2005 : 11:27:24 PM
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Look at it this way. Either the guy you're bludgeoning breaks, or the shark does. Either way, you win.
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GalahadPC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 10:19:30 AM
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Is there a structural rateing for anamals used for weapons? How much centrifical force does it take, for example, to make the rest of the shark ( Or gator) to break loose and go flying? Is there a cushoning effect from the cartilage skin of the shark, that lowers its "Impact Potential", so to speak.
And just how hard could you hit a villain, if you hit him with Ingred Newkirk insted of the shark?
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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GalahadPC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
380 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 3:29:33 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Flangepart
Is there a structural rateing for anamals used for weapons? How much centrifical force does it take, for example, to make the rest of the shark ( Or gator) to break loose and go flying? Is there a cushoning effect from the cartilage skin of the shark, that lowers its "Impact Potential", so to speak.
Organizing and publishing such a list will bring forth all manner of great cheesy action hero one-liners.
I can see it now... An evil henchmen named "Nail" with razor-sharp talons, and a hero swinging a hammerhead shark. The witty dialogue will practically write itself! |
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 10/29/2005 : 1:06:14 PM
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Originally posted by Flangepart
Is there a structural rateing for anamals used for weapons?
I think the basic rule in Champions is that the damage done by a swung shark cannot exceed the damage it takes to destroy the shark. So add up the Shark's Body and PD to find the maximum dice in damage a shark can inflict when swung.
Can't find shark rules for the game, but if you were to swing the Marvel villain Tiger Shark, (per http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/mathew/cstigershark.html), you would inflict a maximum of 14 + 13 = 27 dice of normal physical damage.
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Oceanborn Angel
Altar Boy of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 10/29/2005 : 4:04:05 PM
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| And here I thought this was a topic in the vein of Jumping the Shark or Jumping the Couch. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 10/31/2005 : 3:12:44 PM
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Ah...so if you swung Ingred Newkirk aginst an alien invader gorilla, the damage would be calculated on the Hackmaster stats table?
Okey...i can see that.
Should shark jumping be an Olympic event? I can see it now....the 5 meter shark jump! With an inherint penalty for falling in with the sharks. Ouch!
"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.
"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.
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