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Triviachamp
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

254 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2006 :  12:47:07 PM  Show Profile
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

Um what the heck?

Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

1126 Posts

Posted - 07/08/2006 :  5:36:38 PM  Show Profile
Yeah. THAT'S gonna fly *lol* (Does anyone really think he even looks like Jordan??

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JazzyJ
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
114 Posts

Posted - 07/10/2006 :  10:59:39 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Sardu

Yeah. THAT'S gonna fly *lol* (Does anyone really think he even looks like Jordan??


Umm, yeah. Just like people mistake me for Tom Cruise. Oh wait, I am six inches TALLER than him...

(sigh)


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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 07/10/2006 :  12:55:28 PM  Show Profile
A few months ago a lovely woman told me she had seen me in a movie. Sadly, it was true: she was the girlfriend of a film student who had asked me to play a small role in his graduation project.
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sister mary dispair
Minister of the Sacraments of Jabootu

USA
35 Posts

Posted - 07/10/2006 :  6:25:05 PM  Show Profile
He does kinda look like MJ, but why sue? Why not be flattered that people think your one of the best basketball players in recent history? What a yutz.

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JazzyJ
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
114 Posts

Posted - 07/11/2006 :  1:54:19 PM  Show Profile
Apparently, when this poor, distraught, haunted soul was finally located by the press for comment, he was wearing Air Jordans.

(snort)

(giggle)

[Insert joke about not being THAT upset by the comparison]


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Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Australia
176 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2006 :  06:39:28 AM  Show Profile
The basic idea of suing over something like this is ridiculous in itself but suing for 832 MILLION!? How the hell did they arrive at such a figure? Even if one were to take this ridiculous law suit seriously how could anyone see it as fair that such an enormous amount should be awarded? I guess it might be some sort of bargaining technique or the lawyers figured if you're going to be silly go for gold.

Personally, judging by that picture, I would say he looks more Louis Gossett Jr. Surely there's a far better case hanging on that resemblance. I'd be put out if people thought I was the guy from Iron Eagles III or Monolith.
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Flangepart
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USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2006 :  1:57:18 PM  Show Profile
Nope...not gonna buy it. I'm not even a sports guy, and i ain't buyin' it!
Shakespear was right....


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