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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Germany
186 Posts
Posted - 10/19/2006 :  10:15:10 AM  Show Profile
Ripley: Rip Taylor
Corporal Hicks: Siegried and/or Roy
Private Hudson: Chris Kattan
Carter Burke: Chris Tucker
Newt: Michael Clarke Duncan
Bishop: Desmond Tutu
Vasquez: Lindsay Lohan

"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!"
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

322 Posts
Posted - 10/19/2006 :  3:47:25 PM  Show Profile
Ripley: Margaret Cho
Corporal Hicks: Jim J. Bullock
Private Hudson: Mr. T
Carter Burke: Willie Nelson
Newt: Played alternately by the Olson twins
Bishop: Father Guido Sarducci or Rodney Dangerfield
Vasquez: Pia Zadora
Apone: Jackie Chan
Gorman: Bob Sagat
Edited by - Citizen Carrier on 10/19/2006 3:51:31 PM
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ELOrocks17
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

USA
131 Posts
Posted - 10/19/2006 :  4:25:57 PM  Show Profile
HAhahahahahaha.....JM J Bullock! hahahaha

"Oh my...that is quite toxic!"-Weyoun (DS9)
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

322 Posts
Posted - 10/19/2006 :  7:45:42 PM  Show Profile
This thread had me grinning all the way to class.

I wanna go again!

Ripley: Maya Angelou
[img]http://www.thestandard.com.hk/stdn/std/World/images/maya.jpg[/img]

I bet you didn't see that one coming!

Corporal Hicks: Charles Nelson Reilly
[img]http://www.silverdragon.com/punkie/cybertusk/pix/ChuckN-Boring.jpg[/img]

Private Hudson: Bob Denver
[img]http://www.captkundalini.com/Graphics/BobDenver.jpg[/img]


Carter Burke: Evel Knievel
[img]http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/knievel99pg-1.jpg[/img]


Newt: Arte Johnson
[img]http://rowanandmartinslaughin.com/wolfgang.jpg[/img]

Bishop: Super Dave Osborne
[img]http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/880540535[/img]

Vasquez: Katie Couric
[img]http://www.femalemuscle.com/homegrown/katie_couric/KatieCouric408.jpg[/img]

Wait. That actually...kind've...works...


Apone: Eugene Levy
[img]http://atworkandbored.com/back_lot_hollywood/motion_picture_publicity/warner_bros/new-york-minute/eugene-levy.JPG[/img]

That "before mission" pep talk takes on a whole new dimension.

Gorman: Cheetah
[img]http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/4675.jpg[/img]
Edited by - Citizen Carrier on 10/19/2006 7:55:41 PM
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
343 Posts
Posted - 10/21/2006 :  8:05:37 PM  Show Profile
Ripley: Chesty Morgan
Corporal Hicks: Avery Schreiber
Private Hudson: Gene Schalit
Carter Burke: Jerry Seinfeld
Newt: Phyllis Diller
Bishop: Tom Arnold
Vasquez: Margaret Cho
Drake: John Pinette




http://www.kdraut.com/photo
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1017 Posts
Posted - 10/22/2006 :  4:24:12 PM  Show Profile
A one man show, starring me in all the roles.




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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?

-- hbrennan
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Canada
1026 Posts
Posted - 10/23/2006 :  08:17:11 AM  Show Profile
Trying to think like Hollywood -

Reese Witherspoon as Ripley?
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts
Posted - 10/27/2006 :  2:54:26 PM  Show Profile
And no one mentiones Rosie O'Donnel as Vasquez?....oh, wait...sorry...never mind...



Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1294 Posts
Posted - 10/28/2006 :  09:53:12 AM  Show Profile
Rosie O'Donnell would be too masculine to play Vasquez.

Hey, here's an idea to get everyone all googly-eyed:

Rosie O'Donnell as Ripley — man, what would happen when she had to start carrying around that big machine-gun/flamethrower combo?
(here's where the fun begins)
Jeannette Goldstein as Newt
Paul Reiser as Hicks
Bill Paxton as Apone
Al Matthews as Gorman
William Hope as Hudson
Michael Biehn as Ferro
Carrie Henn (in 1986) as Vasquez
Lance Henriksen as Burke
Sigourney Weaver as Bishop

Wheeeeee!!! Musical casting chairs!
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