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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
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 Posted - 04/04/2007 : 08:19:52 AM
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While conspiracy theorists have spent considerable time trying to refute the official thesis on such varied and thraumatic events such as the JFK murder, the pressumed alien presence at Area 51 or the terrorist attacks on NY and Madrid, they all seem to have swallowed the official thesis on a far more important event, an event that not only affected us Earth people, but the whole galaxy.
Here is the truth, for those who can handle it:
http://www.debunking911.com/questions.htm |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 11:59:22 AM
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"Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son?"
Not only owned,but actually CONSTRUCTED one of them. The notion that such a chain of events could occur by coincidence offends the reason of any sane person. And why would Lord Vader have constructed a protocol droid for housework? Where did he get the resources as a slave?? Clearly the seeds of the conspiracy reach back into Vader's childhood, and possibly beyond. Some have suggested that the Emperor himself had some hand in Vader's birth, not to mention conversion to a sith.
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 2:43:17 PM
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| It was a setup to sell the invasion of Hoth to the masses, I'm telling you. And guess who's making a profit exploiting Hoth's natural resources? The Emperor, of course, because I still have to see an ice cube in the other five movies. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 4:02:44 PM
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And why did Capt Solo shoot the minor criminal Greedo? The man who filmed the event ADMITTED that he later ALTERED the footage! Was this part of the greater conspiacy? Was Greedo blackmailing Solo?
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
Edited by - Greenhornet on 04/04/2007 4:03:16 PM |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 5:46:19 PM
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| And Solo claims self-defense, when in the original unaltered footage HE CLEARLY SHOOTS FIRST! |
Edited by - Neville on 04/04/2007 5:46:53 PM |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 8:24:41 PM
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Ah, but is the original footage truly unaltered?? After all, the "new" footage may be the old footage. What if they doctored the footage the first time around to hide Greedo's horrible marksmanship, showing that he wouldn't be a threat to Solo if he were armed with an Uzi with ten spare clips?
Unrelated to Solo, but....
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit to you that it is RIDICULOUS to believe that a SINGLE TORPEDO could have gone into the exhaust port, gone all the way into the reactor chamber, and destroyed a 100-mile-wide battle station. This "single torpedo theory" — more accurately called the "magic torpedo theory" — is laughable, I tell you, laughable! |
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Citizen Carrier
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
322 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 9:04:36 PM
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But he used to bullseye womp rats with his T-16 back home.
So, not so laughable after all! |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 10:19:23 PM
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Ah, there's the rub. It is never shown how BIG womp rats are. How do we know Luke is telling the truth when he says they're not much bigger than two meters.
There is only one explanation that makes any sense. A second torpedo was introduced. No doubt, it was flown in by one of Governor Tarkin's lieutenants, who wanted to stage a coup d'etat, getting Tarkin out of the way and setting himself up as the next Imperial governor. This torpedo was smuggled in on the Millenium Falcon, and the rebels, led by Captain Solo, staged the entire rescue of Princess Leia as a diversion. While they pretended to be trapped in the garbage compactor, C-3PO and R2-D2 planted the second torpedo, with Obi-Wan Kenobi's assistance. You don't REALLY believe Threepio and Artoo were in that control room all the time, do you?
No, it is obvious that General Tagge and Admiral Motti wanted to destroy the Death Star, killing Tarkin as well. They Solo, Kenobi, Skywalker, and the droids to carry out this plot and use the Rebels as patsies. They had Oliver Stone and Kevin Costner act as lookouts as they planted the torpedo. Then they made sure the Falcon could escape, so no one could question Skywalker or Solo. Darth Vader took care of Kenobi, the last remaining witness. Don't you see it in the restored editions? Just before the Death Star explodes, Tarkin's head goes back and to the left! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! Don't you see it?! Only someone not in on the conspiracy would claim to not see it!
No, it's a conspiracy, I tell you! No, the Thorazine has NOT worn off, I am NOT insane! You! Get away! Take that strait-jacket away! Don't put me in that padded room again! You are all in on this!!! I will have my revenge!!! You will all pay for this with your very lives!!! Do you know who I am?! I am the Emporer himself!!! I order you to let me go!!! |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2007 : 03:33:09 AM
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Mmmm... Know what? I don't think BradH812 was the Emperor, if he was he could have forced those people to go away.
But he has a point. There must be a second torpedo somewhere, because the rebel Luke was a green pilot and, as proven, he had his aiming computer shut down at the moment of firing. But Darth Vader was not too far away, you know, and others have already stablished him as the mastermind of the plot. |
Edited by - Neville on 04/05/2007 03:34:00 AM |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2007 : 4:00:35 PM
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My people are examining the logs of the FSS (Federal Star Ship) Grassy Knoll, there is a roumer that it may have been closer to the battle than previously thought. We hope to find a witness or scanner records that could shed light this "second torpedo" theory.
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Terrahawk
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
644 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2007 : 09:49:14 AM
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Ignore all that you hear here people. These "posters" all are Imperial plants disseminating false information to mislead and bring into disrepute those of us who really know what happened. At a future date I will provide the evidence of the vast conspiracy with which we are faced. My past position as a Death Star power plant technician has given me access to all of the pertinent information.
- While science has societal benefits, science is not a social virtue. - |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/10/2007 : 5:28:30 PM
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All hail the single torpedo theroy!
Marvin the Paranoid Android to Buzz Lightyear "Too infinity and beyond-i've been there, its rubbish!"
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KDOT
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Jay
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
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Posted - 04/13/2007 : 11:04:50 PM
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Everything I held to be true is now - not so true. *sob*
Excuse me while I go curl up in a ball in the corner.
Inane ramblings - http://www.blahdityblahblah.blogspot.com |
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