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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
648 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2009 :  09:35:23 AM  Show Profile
They're remaking Videodrome. Oy:

"The new picture will modernize the concept, infuse it with the possibilities of nano-technology and blow it up into a large-scale sci-fi action thriller."

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118002863.html?categoryid=1237&cs=1

"I am Temujin ... Barbarian ... I fight! I love! I conquer ... like a Barbarian!"
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Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Australia
176 Posts

Posted - 05/01/2009 :  01:25:34 AM  Show Profile
Hmm, I misread that last line as 'a large-stale sci-fi action thriller'. I think I was on the money there.
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niccolom
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Canada
118 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2009 :  5:29:23 PM  Show Profile
Coming to theaters in 2010, Straw Dogs in which: "James Marsden (X-Men) stars as a Los Angeles screenwriter who moves to the American south with his spouse."

Let me guess, LA liberals get harassed by a bunch of gap-toothed rednecks until they take the law into their own hands.

Full story can be found here: http://www.thewhig.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1550318

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, aka "Tuco," aka "the Rat," aka "Ugly," aka "il Cattivo"
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ginbot
Archdeacon of Jabootu

12 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2009 :  11:25:32 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Coming to theaters in 2010, Straw Dogs in which: "James Marsden (X-Men) stars as a Los Angeles screenwriter who moves to the American south with his spouse."

Let me guess, LA liberals get harassed by a bunch of gap-toothed rednecks until they take the law into their own hands.


Could be a start of a new thread.

Best and worst portrayals of the South.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2009 :  11:49:00 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by ginbot

quote:
Coming to theaters in 2010, Straw Dogs in which: "James Marsden (X-Men) stars as a Los Angeles screenwriter who moves to the American south with his spouse."

Let me guess, LA liberals get harassed by a bunch of gap-toothed rednecks until they take the law into their own hands.


Could be a start of a new thread.

Best and worst portrayals of the South.


I'm gessin' them be usin' DELIVERANCE as the stanerd, yessum...

"Vulcans : The designated drivers of the universe."

"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT

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ginbot
Archdeacon of Jabootu

12 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2009 :  12:34:15 PM  Show Profile
>> I'm gessin' them be usin' DELIVERANCE as the stanerd, yessum...

And the counter-point to that would be Smokey and the Bandit.
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niccolom
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Canada
118 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2009 :  10:48:44 AM  Show Profile
May be old news, but apparently, they're making a live-action remake of Cowboy Bebop starring...wait for it...Keenu Reeves!

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, aka "Tuco," aka "the Rat," aka "Ugly," aka "il Cattivo"
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 05/17/2009 :  3:04:54 PM  Show Profile
You know, I never got the whole Cowboy Bebop thing. Maybe a live action movie is not that bad an idea. And Reeves is no Brando, but he's been effective in a handful of films, so who knows.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2009 :  07:48:40 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by niccolom

May be old news, but apparently, they're making a live-action remake of Cowboy Bebop starring...wait for it...Keenu Reeves!
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, aka "Tuco," aka "the Rat," aka "Ugly," aka "il Cattivo"


What!? He's gonna kill another great character? First he offs klattu, now Spike Speigel...is there no justice?
Don't answer that...

"Vulcans : The designated drivers of the universe."

"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT

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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2009 :  02:12:08 AM  Show Profile
And don't forget John Constantine, Flangepart.
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AnnGora
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

252 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2009 :  12:59:51 PM  Show Profile
I see on the horizon there is another "interpretation" of Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey, Jr. Looks rather interesting, with Holmes being played as a Victorian hipster doofus and Dr. Watson as The Sundance Kid to his Butch Cassidy. Rather a contrast from the upright Basil Rathbone eunuch I have enjoyed in previous years.

The ex-Mr. Madonna (Guy Ritchie) directed this opus. It will be fascinating to see if he has shaken off the jinx of The Material Girl and has actually made something worth watching.

She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here.
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2009 :  2:43:37 PM  Show Profile
Well, Rockanrolla turned out better than I expected. Not an ounce of originality to be found, but the attitude was there.
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 05/19/2009 :  4:40:46 PM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Neville

And don't forget John Constantine, Flangepart.


Well, I was never into that comic, so no connection. But Klattu and Spike I know.
The dude must die! I say, slapped to death with a rubber chicken.

"Vulcans : The designated drivers of the universe."

"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT

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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Spain
1590 Posts

Posted - 05/28/2009 :  02:48:19 AM  Show Profile
Alright, people: the moment we all feared has arrived, there's a trailer out there for the Bad lieutenant remake starring Nichoals Cage and it looks like some kind of black comedy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxB0yXfpQZ8&fmt=18

I sincerely hope Abel Ferrara is either suing or taking an accelerated course on voodoo.
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niccolom
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu

Canada
118 Posts

Posted - 05/31/2009 :  10:56:34 AM  Show Profile
Also heard that they are remaking The Clash of the Titans with a release date sometime in 2010. Starring Sam Worthington as Perseus; Liam Neeson as Zeus; Ralph Fiennes as Hades; Gemma Arterton as Io; and Alexa Davalos as Andromeda.

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, aka "Tuco," aka "the Rat," aka "Ugly," aka "il Cattivo"
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