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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 07/24/2009 : 10:18:48 AM
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Werewolf:
--Where the movie keeps cutting to the werewolf skull, with its gaping (and, oddly enough, still attached) jaw, and they take turns singing like opera stars ("LAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!")
--The main character is accusing the busty, Teutonic female lead of hustling him at pool: "You're a hustler."
Tom (heavily accented female voice): "No, I vas IN Hustler!"
Space Mutiny:
Kalgan: "Meddling fool!"
Crow: "Accursed mountebank!"
Lea is dancing with a hula hoop and keeps bending over at Ryder:
Tom: "Agh! She's presenting like a mandrill!"
The Giant Spider Invasion
Dan Kester comes out in his stained long underwear and back brace:
Tom: "I don't know how but I just became sterile!"
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AnnGora
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
252 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2009 : 1:25:32 PM
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--The main character is accusing the busty, Teutonic female lead of hustling him at pool: "You're a hustler."
Tom (heavily accented female voice): "No, I vas IN Hustler!"
From the same opus:
Natalie to Yuri: You mean you and Noel is in it for the fame and fortune?
Crow: Yes, we is!
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Servo (after Natalie and Paul see each other for the first time at a party): Oh, I see some very stupid children resulting from these two meeting!"
She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2009 : 4:48:40 PM
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Ah, WEREWOLF!
Mike As Yuri: I'm gonna follow the hell out of him.
And (As 'guard wolf') Those carabou don't stand a chance now I can drive.
And of course...TUSKS!
"Vulcans : The designated drivers of the universe."
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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Gristle McThornbody
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Germany
186 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2009 : 08:54:52 AM
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My user name and sig line come immediately to mind. :)
Agent From H.A.R.M.:
Babe in bikini to the agent: Are you coming, or do I swim alone?
Crow: Yes, and yes.
And who could forget the immortal Giant Spider Invasion and the numerous calls from M&TB of "PACKERS! Woooo!"
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil!" |
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AnnGora
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
252 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2009 : 09:21:37 AM
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In The Legend of Boggy Creek:
(Cameras zoom in a girl in short shorts)
Crow: "These river bottoms..."
In Hobgoblins:
After characters are allowed into Club Scum:
Servo: "Club Scum, huh? Then why is there lunch ladies serving tater tots back there?"
She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here. |
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hk6909
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
651 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2009 : 10:12:47 AM
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It's gotten to the point among my family where unless it's Manos, a movie is referred to by its most memorable line. Touch of Satan is the "this is where the fish lives" movie. Space Mutiny is the "pantyhose are itchy" movie. I Accuse My Parents is the "essay guy" movie.
Now we know what the south's gonna do again, get eaten by a huge fish. |
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Ericb
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
648 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2009 : 1:59:51 PM
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From Monster A Go-Go
Narrator: "There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics."
Tom Servo: "Oops." --- Monster A-Go-Go
"I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to YOU!" - Grandpa Simpson
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 08/03/2009 : 9:19:04 PM
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Grumpy "Store Reviewer": "Allow me to introduce myself."
Mike: "I'm Bob Jackass!"
After he brags about the power of his reviews...
Tom: "My reviews have destroyed entire cities!"
Jack Frost
As Ivan chases Father Mushroom...
Crow: "You're going down, Mushroom Boy! You mincing little fungus!"
As the pig sled escapes our "hero"...
Mike: "Iiiiii'm BACON!! Bacon bacon bacon! Mmm! I'm bacon!"
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AnnGora
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
252 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2009 : 12:41:07 PM
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In Girl With The Gold Boots:
Scene opens with a shot of the very clean-cut club band, noted as My Three Sons look-a-likes:
Crow: Get a haircut, you hippies!
She was bred in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 08/04/2009 : 5:14:59 PM
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Revenge of The Creature
(Reporter interviews "hot scientist")
MIKE: "Is that water?"
(Creature swims towards scientists after getting shocked):
CROW: "Look, we got off to a bad start, but-- (ZAP!) OW! Jeeze, COME ON!"
The Leach Woman
Leach: "Do you think I'm pretty?"
TOM (I think): "Tell her 'no'! Tell she's a warthog! NEEEEIL!"
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2009 : 01:12:20 AM
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Speaking of Wild Wild World of Batwoman, my favorite part (of any MST3K) was the Batwoman oath. At one point, the stupidity was so pronounced, that Mike and the bots just laughed (!!) - There was nothing that anyone could say that would have made the scene any more comical.
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://www.henrybrennan.com/
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 08/10/2009 : 07:57:27 AM
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Originally posted by hbrennan
Speaking of Wild Wild World of Batwoman, my favorite part (of any MST3K) was the Batwoman oath. At one point, the stupidity was so pronounced, that Mike and the bots just laughed (!!) - There was nothing that anyone could say that would have made the scene any more comical.
Ah, yes. Like when Godzilla did the 'flying kick', and El Santo jumpted through the window...laughter is the only sane response.
"Vulcans : The designated drivers of the universe."
"Hoody Hoo, i waste 'em with my cross bow!" Bob Herzog- KODT
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