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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu
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 Posted - 03/05/2005 : 4:25:56 PM
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...His 300,000 word review of "Baby Geniuses II," written in blood and printed on a really, really evil Canon ink-jet printer, and sure to drive those who read it utterly mad. However, little does he know that a hero has arisen to stop his diabolical plan. A hero known only as...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 7:54:15 PM
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........."The Nameless One", which is his REAL name because his parents were wierdos. TNO posesses the magic..........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu
16 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 8:40:33 PM
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...:the Gathering card "Black Onyx," which he sells in order to purchase...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
--Sir Winston Churchill |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 9:47:46 PM
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...the rights to the video game "Dig Dug", and to have Ewe Boll make a movie version of it in order to...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 12:58:25 AM
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snap the very threads of reason that holds together the minds of men. Using this to thwart Lord Begg's doomsday plan, an unexpected side effect has occured. Rising from the ashes of the Begg empire a monumental threat to all that we hold dear ...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
420 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:00:16 PM
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...a doomsday machine, bringing with it a neutron holocaust which will leave Begg's rotary telephone as the only operable...
"...You know perfectly well what is the matter with you. You have known it for years, though you have fought against the knowledge. You are mentally deranged." |
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gratuitouslock
Altar Boy of Jabootu
9 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 09:22:34 AM
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 5:42:34 PM
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To decoration. A major fashion over haul of the entire planet Earth, with hords of mindless alien fashion designers fitting perfectly with their Earth native counterparts, and planning to rule the universe with the power of....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
Edited by - Flangepart on 03/08/2005 5:43:35 PM |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 5:50:10 PM
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a line of clothing that only supermodels and the starving could possibly hope to fit in. With the majority of Americans kept inside by imposed nudity, it became the perfect time to attack with yet another insideous threat...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 6:06:22 PM
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Liveing bathroom fixtures! The biteing Bidet, the tub or terror, and the spine chilling sink of severe suspense! And the most fearsome off all....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 7:04:20 PM
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A new hit series - "Alien Eye for the Terrestrial Guy". Proving, once again, that rip-offs are "universal". This, however, constitutes the last straw for the cowering naked humans who have, by now, designed their own clothes and are massing for a counter-attack under the leadership of none other than...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 1:47:25 PM
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Carrot Top! Richard Simmons Evil twin! The attack leads off with a massive bombardment of guided trowsers, filled with exploding George Wendt clones, and a barrage of ....
The thread! Its alive!....its alive...alive....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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dmilroy
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
281 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 2:07:35 PM
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… too-cute-to-be-credible dialogue from a typical prepubescent girl in a Dean R. Koontz novel. But the most terrible weapon by far in the human’s arsenal was known on the battlefield simply as The Red …
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 2:48:34 PM
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Montage Maker. Anyone hit by it would be instantly teleported into a montage of cleaning up their home/trying on new clothes/training for a big fight. Unfortunately, the Red Montage Maker malfunctions and...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 4:06:19 PM
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...everybody gets stuck in a Cannon films 80's action movie gearing up with weapons montage, including the pet dog. Finally...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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