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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
 Posted - 03/11/2005 : 7:30:05 PM
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....after the Montage Maker, a back-up weapon is designed: the Super-Bio-Roto-Scoper, which turns whomever it is aimed at into a cartoon version of themselves. The first victim of this insidious weapon is.....
(On a side note, is it me or is this whole thread getting just a LEEETLE bit silly? He he he....) |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 7:38:18 PM
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Steven Seagal. Who, at last brings the world to it's knees with his latest film - consisting of no action whatsoever. Just a continuous speech "educating" us about the environmental hazards of ...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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dmilroy
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
281 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 7:41:55 PM
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... Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. Once the Super-Bio-Roto-Scoper is turned on him he is rendered powerless and forced to earn his living by serving as the spokesperson for ...
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu
16 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 9:47:01 PM
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...The Acme Corporation, where Jean-Claude spends his time defending his employers against numerous coyote-sponsored lawsuits. He has a dramatic courtroom scene where he faces off against a brilliant (but evil) lawyer played by special guest star...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 10:10:23 PM
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John Cleese. Having studied law at Cambridge, he came upon a frightening conclusion. After having lost his legs (remember the "split between the chairs" thing? No? I thought not.), Jean-Claude now has the legal right to claim...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 10:28:32 PM
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...fifty percent of Jet Li's income, since he allegedly stole some of his moves for his films, and if his demands are not met, it is mandatory that the two square off over a big...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Words of infinite wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski" |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 10:35:14 PM
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| ....bowl of spaghetti. It's an eating contest. You don't think it'd be a martial arts contest, do you? They eat and eat until they make Steven Seagal (and yours truly) look svelte by comparison. But just as they are about to eat that last teeny little wafer-thin mint.... |
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Kit Rex
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
294 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 12:52:25 AM
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...(scene deleted for PG-13 rating)...
Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 12:33:35 PM
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(Be cause of the deleted scene)......they finnish it with a golf cart chase through.........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 1:52:53 PM
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...an erupting volcano worshipped by a tribe of...
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"A superior intelligence has come from Venus - in my satellite! - established residency, turned off the world's power, and is about to take over the world's population! Why aren't you fighting it?"
"Because... this superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine!" |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 2:39:13 PM
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tiny little women. It's the peanut tribe! Descendants of those lovable caretakers of Mothra. As the ground shakes and the trees crash around them, a huge egg located inside the volcano cracks open revealing...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 11:50:27 AM
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A giant multi headed plant creature! Its has pods that resemble Raymond Burr, Tomiyuki Tanaka,Ishiro Honda, Sandy Frank, and Ray Harryhausen.
The Kaiju begins shooting out massive tendrels that smash every thing in sight.
Only one person can stop this creature, and that person is....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Paul LoJ
Supreme Potentate
USA
420 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 2:14:36 PM
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...Englebert Humperdink, who, by using his awesome powers of...
"...You know perfectly well what is the matter with you. You have known it for years, though you have fought against the knowledge. You are mentally deranged." |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 8:33:14 PM
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...being able to ignore all the jokes about his goofy name...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 10:07:43 PM
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...does what movies audiences have been doing to Van Damme for years - simply ignoring the creature! Presented with such a horrifying fate, the once huge monster finds itself shrinking until it can be trapped and contained inside a direct-to-video VHS sleeve and stored on a back shelf at Blockbuster. Van Damme, in a wave of empathy...
(sorry - it's late and I'm stuck, here, at work till midnight...and I'm easily amused)
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956) |
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