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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
 Posted - 03/18/2005 : 8:03:37 PM
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....we are treated to an old-fashioned intermission with cartoons of candy bars, Coke cans, hot dogs and babes in "usherette" uniforms doing a snappy song and dance number that would make Busby Berkley proud. After it's over, our movie continues.........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Justicar1000
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
74 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 9:07:05 PM
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(Wow! 7 and a half pages before the intermission? We're halfway there.)
...the story picks up again with the mysterious man with a leather trenchcoat, katana and an aptitude towards staying hidden in shadows instructs our hero that...
There is nothing more tragic than when a loving family is torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 9:10:15 PM
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...monkeys are evil...
"That's right! I lost this young life once, but thanks to the afro, I'm all better!"-Sandora |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 8:12:53 PM
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...and the most evil monkey of all is none other than Chim Chim, the beloved pet of Speed Racer's annoying little brother...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 8:40:05 PM
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Truman Capote! Though disowned by his parents because he was more than just "slightly annoying", he gets back at them both by writing "In Cold Blood" which, in turn is made into a movie starring Robert Blake who refuses to age gracefully as he...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher
Benton (1956)
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 4:37:57 PM
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...begins to develop cybernetic bodyparts to replace his own. After revealing that HE was the guy who killed O.J. Simpson's wife and framed him, he launches an attack on New York and L.A.. Only O.J. can stop him with his ultra-powerful...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Words of infinite wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski" |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 9:48:39 PM
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| ....nuclear-powered atomic golf club, which, in one mighty swing, can lay waste to whole armies! The atomic golf club has ONE weakness.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 08:30:28 AM
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....and that weakness is a nasty "slice" that would send the user into the nearest water hazard. To learn to master this flaw and make it work for him, OJ must travel to a faraway place where........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 08:36:24 AM
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You know, what I like best about this thread is that sometimes our signature lines work into the posts. My last post is a good example as is Justicar1000's about "the mysterious man with a leather trenchcoat".
OK, back to our story. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 10:00:47 AM
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The entire Osmond family lie in wait, green with envy about the greater publicity he has had over the years. They unleash a swarm or mutant hornets on O.J., just as....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:40:31 AM
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| ... Godzilla emerges from the ocean depths, roaring and mad as as a wet hen, er, lizard, about ... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 2:04:32 PM
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| ...The Kyoto Treaty. Big G claims that it's provisions against atomic waste discriminates against Kaiju. But as luck would have it....... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 2:18:43 PM
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His "son" Minya, hires Harvy Birdman to sue the European Union for breach of contract, regards the use of...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 2:31:08 PM
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...Spam...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 6:57:39 PM
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| ... inviting Britney Spears fans to buy Viagra (actually spelled "BrITN*EY SpEEARs" and "V&^IAGRA" in the SPAM subject-lines)... |
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