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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
 Posted - 03/21/2005 : 7:27:57 PM
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...and donate money toward a larger-than-life Razzie Award for her performance in "Crossroads". However, the Razzie ends up being an unstoppable device of evil power that must be disposed or else...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Words of infinite wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski" |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 8:00:11 PM
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...bad-movie "awards" will stop being amusing and instead be reduced to forums for lame attempts at political commentary...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 8:46:15 PM
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| ... blogging, and, oddly enough, incessant Google ads for Schnitz skis, all of which provides cover for the forum's true, more sinister agenda, which is complete and utter domination of all the world's... |
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Cullen
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
624 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 9:49:07 PM
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| ...peanut brittle and Archie Comics, though not necessarily in that order. However, before anything futher untowards can happen, Godzilla... |
Edited by - Cullen on 03/21/2005 9:49:29 PM |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 01:07:06 AM
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...senses that some other giant monster is rampaging through Tokyo. Enraged at this latest violation of his turf,...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 08:33:35 AM
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| ... he enlists the services of a mysterious assassin for hire, who unfortunately has a heart under layers of cynical disregard for human life, and ... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 10:05:05 AM
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Since Godzilla is not human, he turns on his employer, Godzilla, ticked at this, opens his mouth to toast the puny human, but to his suprise....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 03/22/2005 : 8:11:37 PM
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...his awful breath (caused by eating too many sour-cream-and-onion potato chips) kills said puny human without the aid of atomic fire...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Cullen
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
624 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 04:09:46 AM
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...leaving only a pile of ash, a bit of bone, and the weirdest smell. Meanwhile...
Cullen! Super Genius and All Around Great Guy
As if the world hasn't had enough of my nonsense, I now blog: http://welltuncares.blogspot.com/
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 10:10:38 AM
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The Legless Van Dam decides he wants a little Kaiju action, and hits on Mothra at a singles bar. This leads Gorgo's mom to become jeilous, and...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:01:48 PM
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| ... she engages in a menage-a-trois... um... menage-a-quatre with Ghidrah the Three Headed Monster, which is secretly videotaped by... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:59:23 AM
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Michael Moore, who hopes to use it to being down the Bush administration. As he films the hot monster love, he feels a shadow cheeping up on him, starteled, he screams as he sees....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Mr. Tambourine Shatner
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
96 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:52:31 AM
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...Rosie O'Donnel (sorry, I feel like running her name into the ground), who has gained ten times his weight and gobbles him up like a bon bon. Her next target is...
"Shut the F**k up, Donny!"
-Infinite words of wisdom from Walter, "The Big Lebowski"
www.devangill.com |
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Cullen
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
624 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:03:04 PM
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... her former magazine publishers, who dared thwart her will. However, before she strikes, she posts her feelings on her Blog.
Meanwhile, at the scene of the Kaiju Lovefest... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 4:51:35 PM
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....The Japanese Icons are appaled by the American interloper named "Rosie" on their turf and band together in a mutual non-agression and defence pact that (Unknown to them all) is threatened by.......
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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