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Scarm The Great
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
72 Posts |
 Posted - 03/24/2005 : 4:53:32 PM
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...Hitler's Disembodied Brain in an alliance with the Son of Gojira who has abondoned a career in Vegas after an unhappy love affair with....
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 7:38:15 PM
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| ....Charo, the hoochie-coochie girl, whose Vegas career is actually a front for her REAL job.... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 7:39:14 PM
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| (As an aside.... dangit, why couldn't I have logged on earlier and posted MY response to the Michael Moore thread? I was WAITIN' for that blowhard to show up here!) |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 8:46:05 PM
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... playing classical guitar in small Okinawa nightclub where "Coochie-coochie" has a completely "different" meaning. Hearing the sweet music pour from her nimble, but aging, fingers, a new world-shattering threat has been summoned...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 1:32:09 PM
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... in the form of Jason from "Friday the 13th, XXXXIV - Another New Beginning". But before he can raise his knife, he succumbs to a new hideous threat - clogged arteries from Burger King's new "Enormous Omelet Sandwich". After his "death" he awakens not once but four times as a "surpise" shock ending while those around him get bored and decide to just go on home. The End. (Credits roll)
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/ |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 4:19:23 PM
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(Sniff!) That.....that was so....beutiful! (Sob!) I love these romantic/action/comedy/suspence/adventure/cliff-hanger/documinitry/horror/parody/newsreel/mystery/musical movies!
But Wait! Here are a few scenes from Curse Of Jabootu 2: "What The Freak?":
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
Edited by - Greenhornet on 03/31/2005 4:20:54 PM |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 8:08:52 PM
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"No, NO, NOOOOO!!!!!!" Daffy Duck says, pushing the big The End sign aside (if you don't get the joke, go find a copy of Duck Amuck. He then promises the audience some real entertainment and goes into a soft-shoe dance routine, but this is cut short after Daffy is hit on the head by an anvil--dropped by....
(Well, here we go again!) |
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Evil Otto
Archdeacon of Jabootu
16 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 09:17:11 AM
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...Brendan Frasier, desperately hoping to revive his failing career by appearing in another Looney Tunes movie. However, he foolishly failed to take into account that...
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 8:11:50 PM
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...he was stuck with the new, "k3wl" version of Looney Toons...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 02:06:23 AM
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| ...which is recorded on to DVD's by a big corporation but it uses a cheap recording technique(to maximize profits) that may cause its customers to have fatal epilepitic fits and the only person who can "blow the whistle" is... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:24:17 AM
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...Pikachu, still haunted by guilt over his own responsibilty for causing mass seizures...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:48:27 AM
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| ... but because he can only squeak "Pikachu! PIIIKACHUUUU!" with various degrees of emphasis and expression, the warning goes unheeded until he is assisted by... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 10:49:04 AM
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In small fluffy bunnies, who become rampageing messangers of...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 11:02:07 AM
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| ... nuch fuzzy nose-whiffling cuteness, until they grow to the size of Greyhound buses on exposure to... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 3:20:24 PM
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American Idol and Simon Cowel's smugness. In response to this threat, the goverment calls in its secret wepon...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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