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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
 Posted - 04/04/2005 : 5:56:42 PM
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| ...Oliver Stone, who can cut through all the mess and tell a clear, concise, direct story in a clean, spare style; if anyone can explain the craziness in this movie, it's Ollie. Unfortunately, Mr. Stone's quiet mastery of film has been upstaged by more trendy, quirky, loudmouth upstarts like Clint Eastwood, so Stone leaves the movie biz behind and becomes.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 9:36:38 PM
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...a vagrant who stands around on street corners ranting about how the Illuminati stole his gall bladder and are using it to power a death ray...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 03:00:43 AM
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...(gratitious cut to a puchuu- one of the cute alien invaders bent on intergalitic conquest from the Excel Saga)...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 05:16:33 AM
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| who are eaten by the offspring of those mutant Siamese kittens, who have grown to super-size after dining on Michael Moore. The only one who can vanquish these super cats is Batman, with the help of... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 11:06:58 AM
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...Superman, even though the latter, as we all know, is a dick...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 3:18:27 PM
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Tracy loveing fan of newspaper comics. He calls Tracy on his wrist phone. The aged tracy, grumbuling over the movie that used his name, decide to call some old friend over to help Superman. This takes a turn for the weird ( Weird? ) as....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 3:59:23 PM
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...a phone rings in the subterranian HQ of ACROSS (the evil organization dedicated to the eventual conquest of the world, but will start small with the City of F) as Lord Illpalazzo adresses his assembled opritives (all 2 of them)...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 4:02:23 PM
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....But luck is with the side of good, for it's just a wrong number! Lord Illpalazzo then comes to the business at hand:
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 4:51:43 PM
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Universal Health Care. Evil Universal Health Care, to be exact. Before he can hand out the HMO paperwork, the wall of his lair cracks open to reveal...
http://www.kdraut.com/photo |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 8:54:35 PM
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...that really hot nurse from "Animaniacs", his secret weapon to ensure that no man resists Evil Universal Health Care...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 03:02:09 AM
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...Then suddenly, Graham Chapman's The Colonel appears. "Right, right, stop that. It's getting silly. We started off with a perfectly good film about the cop on the edge stereotype, and now it's just plain silly. Why don't we justAAACKK!" as a giant cartoon foot comes down and crushes him.
<Begin Monty Python's Flying Circus theme music and roll credits>
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 3:07:41 PM
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We then cut to the Catholic church, which secretly has an underground organization devoted to hunting down dangerous monsters like...
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[Discussing The Passion of the Christ]
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Originally posted by tam1MI
And that stupid "he's not really dead!" twist ending we've all seen about a million times over. I mean, geez, how lame can you get? ;)
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 3:39:41 PM
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...Michael Bay, whose latest diabolical scheme is to direct the live-action Transformers movie...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 3:44:27 PM
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as a musical comedy. After casting John Pinette as Unicron and Eddie Deezen as Starscream, Michael Bay looks up to find himself face-to-face with...
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 6:09:47 PM
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...a Sassy Black Woman (preferably overweight) Who Doesn't Take Any Crap From Whitey. She's juet come down from Central Casting along with her friend...
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[Discussing The Passion of the Christ]
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Originally posted by tam1MI
And that stupid "he's not really dead!" twist ending we've all seen about a million times over. I mean, geez, how lame can you get? ;)
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