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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
 Posted - 04/06/2005 : 7:52:15 PM
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| ....Funny, Goofy, Gay Male Sidekick. FGGMS turns out to be completely miscast for this picture (and that's saying something), as the role he's playing is none other than.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 9:06:47 PM
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...Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots, who's been tragically "reimagined" as an over-the-top, comic-relief gay stereotype...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 6:45:29 PM
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Played by John Pinnett, as Nathan Lane was unavailable. The "Gay-bot" draws angry complaints from...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 7:45:52 PM
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...the tiny but vocal community of die-hard Go-Bots fans, who proceed to...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 9:03:28 PM
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| ....transform unconvincingly into their vehicle counterparts. One of the Starriors (which had a comic book adaptation that might have been the basis of a GOOD movie - just maybe) shakes his head in wonder at the Go-Bots and the Transse-- uh, Transves-- uh, (grabbing thesaurus) Changers, and says.... |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 9:35:39 PM
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Originally posted by Flangepart
Played by John Pinnett, as Nathan Lane was unavailable. The "Gay-bot" draws angry complaints from...
And there's a flag one the play. Illegal re-use of of a b-grade actor. John Pinette has already been cast as Unicron. 15 yards and loss of first down. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 3:09:22 PM
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"Is your head up your ass for the warmth?" Thinking this will satisfy the reffs, the Go-Bots ask Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo to arbitrate the disputr. Crow says...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 4:04:50 PM
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Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax..."
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 9:18:42 PM
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...but this advice goes tragically unheeded by this one weird fanboy who goes to conventions dressed as Joel, and suffers from delusions that the Brains were once *this* close to actually letting him work on the show...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 04:04:43 AM
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...resulting in actions that lead the governments of the world to get together and put a ban on all fanboy activities (excepting cute girls who do anime cosplay- kawaii, ne). This has the unintended result of...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 11:03:24 AM
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.........Board Game Mania! People play for hours and sometimes days on end. Then comes a leader dressed as the top-hatted "Monopoly" goof who brings them all together for world domination. However since he wears a COSTUME, he is hounded by police who.........
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 3:03:48 PM
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...throw him into a maximum security detention center packed to the brim with furries...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 8:04:21 PM
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(assuming that TVsGrady meant "furry")
....clones of Linda Blair. (A furry Linda Blair. Actually, my mind can't work out an image of that; it's a defense mechanism, making sure my head doesn't explode.) One of the were-Blairs turns her head all the way around, throws up some pea soup, and.... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 8:49:45 PM
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| ... informs him that she got the recipe from Martha Stewart during her incarceration in that facility. THen, just as she's about to reveal a truly authentic recipe for Devil's Food Cake... |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 8:54:50 PM
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a grizzled, old, bullheaded general and a hot (once she takes off her glasses and lets down her hair) scientist with unsubstansiated theories that turn out to be true butt heads over how to deal with...
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[Discussing The Passion of the Christ]
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Originally posted by tam1MI
And that stupid "he's not really dead!" twist ending we've all seen about a million times over. I mean, geez, how lame can you get? ;)
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