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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
 Posted - 04/11/2005 : 11:18:36 AM
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| a 110 year old retired mafia hitman, who confesses on his deathbed that he masterminded the assassination of John F. Kennedy to divert the attention of the public and the news media from... |
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Scarm The Great
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
72 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 11:31:54 AM
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...his father having molested a puppie while under the influence of...
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 11:37:25 AM
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 1:45:46 PM
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| ....spiked with Spice from Dune. Further investigation reveals that the Spice was smuggled onto Earth by.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 9:10:18 PM
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...Han Solo, who is currently frozen in carbonite and in the custody of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 9:38:54 PM
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| ....HAL-9000, who takes good care of all the frozen people. Solo and all of HAL's other prisoners are released when HAL is disconnected by.... |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 11:15:43 PM
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God, who turns out to be a real touchy-feely chap. He doesn't require belief in him or anything to get into heaven. Just that people be nice to each other and don't break any of the big rules. And if they are murderers or rapists, it's okay if they get three-hour movies devoted to how tragic their lives are and how it's not really their fault, it's society's. One of these three-hour movies is directed by Oliver Stone, who is sending a message that...
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[Discussing The Passion of the Christ]
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And that stupid "he's not really dead!" twist ending we've all seen about a million times over. I mean, geez, how lame can you get? ;)
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 12:16:02 AM
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...the Bavarian Illuminati secretly implanted a microchip in his butt that they use to transmit information about his garbage-digging activities back to their orbital mind-control satellites, and the only way he can block the signals is by wearing a tin-foil hat...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 04:21:10 AM
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| lined with the original copies of the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Magna Carta, and the Declaration of Independence... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 10:43:17 AM
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...the back of which contains a treasure map leading to...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 1:48:38 PM
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....a dark inner-city during the near future, in which an edgy cop who breaks all of the rules...
(If'n ya don't gets it, read the first post. I think this is the beginning of Movie By Committee: The Sequel!) |
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Ubiq
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 2:52:44 PM
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... is arguing with his boss over a recent incident involving...
BM: I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems with violence. |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 3:17:28 PM
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Man eating underwear, created by a secret biochemical firm, owned by nonother then...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 3:55:53 PM
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Ralph Nader. Still giddy from killing the Corvair, Nader has created a dibolicial plan to become the last man on Earth, so that chicks could no longer reject him. However, he had not counted on the meddling interference from the...
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 9:00:37 PM
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...the treasurer of the Sandusky, Ohio Star Trek fan club, who was working on a "last man on Earth" scheme of his own, involving...
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