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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
 Posted - 04/12/2005 : 9:28:51 PM
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...reality TV shows...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:14:52 PM
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| ....combined with Law and Order. Now we have a FIFTH L&O: The Real Thing. Someone really dies, and they try and arrest the killer and bring him to trial....all in an hour. The new series.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 02:19:23 AM
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 05:07:34 AM
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...O.J. Simpson, who's looking for the real killer, no, really, and, as comic relief, also stars...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:15:15 AM
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Michael Moore, still on his quest to P.O. as many people as humanly possable. He zombiefies the recently dead Jonny Cocrane, and borrows a list of rhymeing slang from...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 2:38:39 PM
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...Wheelie, the annoying little orange guy from "Transformers: The Movie", and Moore and Zombie Johnnie Cochran- for no logical reason- set out to relentlessly hound...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 3:51:19 PM
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...Nancy Walker, "Bounty Lady" and director of Can't Stop the Music...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 8:18:45 PM
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...and accuse her of being directly responsible for the re-emergence of the Marburg virus, until they start to face resistance from a highly unexpected quarter...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Zev
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
182 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:00:13 PM
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...the French, who have finally decided to see what "aggression" is like. After a night of hard drinking, lap dances, and cigar-smoking, they return home to find...
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[Discussing The Passion of the Christ]
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Originally posted by tam1MI
And that stupid "he's not really dead!" twist ending we've all seen about a million times over. I mean, geez, how lame can you get? ;)
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:52:25 AM
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...that Germany has invaded their country *yet again*, only this time the Germans are allied with...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 02:20:09 AM
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...Belgium, which is sick and tired of being trampled on whenever Germany feels the urge to invade France...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 2:15:56 PM
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...so they use the deadly biological weapon of Brussels sprouts to cement their domination of the world's waffle market...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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kdraut
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
343 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 2:23:46 PM
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only to be unexpectedly blitzed by the sneaky Danes in what will later be knows as the Battle of Hollandaise. The Germans are forced to capitulate in a bloody skirmish at the base of...
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 2:38:21 PM
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The man who invented blood sausage, Hans Grubenschockol, who is realy the time traveling alias of the master crimminal....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 4:18:56 PM
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....Barbie "The Doll" Roberts, evil genius, master of disguise and mortal enemy of............
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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