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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
 Posted - 04/14/2005 : 9:35:34 PM
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...Mr. Potato Head, the leader of a (literally) underground empire of sentient root outgrowths, who has been patiently executing a plan to seize control of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 9:46:54 PM
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| ...all the McDonald's restaurants in the world. (They're going in through the french fry crates.) They hope that billions and billions of kids will break down and cry once they learn they can't get their Happy Meals anymore. However, when the kids of the world shrug it off, the taters have to resort to Plan B.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 3:30:27 PM
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...kidnapping Morgan "Super Size Me" Spurlock and making a propaganda video in which they force him to claim that the so-called "obesity epidemic" is nothing but a lot of hot air...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 06:40:29 AM
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 09:50:49 AM
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...thus generating the kinetic energy necessary to power a death ray intended to destroy the Planet of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 6:29:22 PM
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| ....Magrathea, the planet that builds other planets. Really. (If you're not familiar with it, go read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; I don't know if this'll be in the movie.) They want Magrathea destroyed because its people have been commissioned to build a SPECIAL planet, one whose sole purpose is.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 8:56:31 PM
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...to serve as a safe haven for Smurfs, Care Bears, Pokemon, etc. ...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 02:18:38 AM
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| until the day when their utopia is shattered. Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse arrive, looking for Rodney Rodent, and.... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 02:39:46 AM
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...they discover a whole cute of puchuus! Horrified, yet strangely powerless before the cute little evil creatures...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 3:26:22 PM
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...they immediately begin to purchase as much overpriced puchuu merchanidise as they can find, going so far as to steal badly needed money from...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 5:49:58 PM
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Originally posted by Mr. Blue
...they discover a whole cute of puchuus!
Oh, so THAT'S what a group of Pichachus is called! (I assume that's what you intended to write)
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 7:06:24 PM
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/Yep, as Excel said during episode 7, "...it's just a cute of puchuus." (the Japanese version, natch). Back to the story at hand.../
...the local community center, yet again!...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 8:25:19 PM
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...Needless to say, the act of stealing from a youth center outrages Mr. T, who hops into his 1982 custom GMC van and sets out to...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 9:54:16 PM
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| ....storm the community center and wrap them theivin' Pichachus in his gold chains, and capturing them in his net. Where's his net? He's been hiding it in his mohawk, of course! Mr. T gives out his customary cry of "I pity the fool who steals from community centers!!!" To which the Pichachus reply.... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 10:38:45 PM
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..."Puchuu! Pu puuchuu pupa pa puuchuu!" (Ha! We will destroy you with out cuteness!)...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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