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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
 Posted - 04/23/2005 : 11:21:01 AM
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.......But when he translates Picachuu into Gheto-Speak, Mr. T misunderstands and says; "Hey, you little guys are all right! Let's grab some brews!" When they enter the local bar, they find.............
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 3:05:22 PM
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| ... the bar's entertainment is a kewl band of teenagers "from the wrong side of the tracks" (and cast from the wrong side of twenty) who must compete for their shot at the big-time against... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 4:40:46 PM
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SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE...who are Sylvester Stallon and the less talanted members of the Oliver Stone family, who want to become the new Baldwins. They are about to begin their new song "Nixon ate my liver", when suddenly....
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 5:39:57 PM
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..........They are all taken by surprise because "NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquision!"........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 5:55:35 PM
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| ...."our main weapon is fear. No, wait! Our main weapon is fear and surprise! No, wait!!!.... Let's try that again." The Spanish Inquisition runs out the door and prepares to storm back in, but they are interrupted by.... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 10:15:10 AM
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Harvy Birdman attourney at law, and his sidekick/assistant Peanut. Peanut gets the drop on evey body, with his repeating bazooka. Harvey opens his briefcase, and pulls out...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 8:01:30 PM
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...Meatwad, who's been unwittingly duped into doing the dirty work of the star of another Adult Swim show. An infuriated Master Shake plots to avenge this dishonor by...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 12:20:21 AM
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... unleashing Dee-Dee in Dexter's Luh-BORRR-uh-tor-EE.
"Darn you, Dee-Dee!" exclaims Dexter. "Can't you see I'm in the mee-dle of an experiment?!"
But too late... Dee-Dee hits the button marked DO NOT PUSH... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 11:09:35 AM
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...causing the universe to impode and then restart again, with one subtle but significant difference...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Scarm The Great
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
72 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 11:45:42 AM
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....what was once dark in the heavens is light, and what was once light is darkness (like on an episode of the animated Star Trek from the seventies that they used to show on Nickelodeon when I was a kid) leading Evil Sulu to....
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 12:08:22 AM
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| ....direct Star Trek V: The Final Frontier -- Part 2. Half of the Trekkers of the world pass out, blood running from their ears. (Ewwwww!) The other half go stark raving mad, and they take their revenge on this cruel universe by.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 12:22:04 AM
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...brutally attacking Star Wars fans who are already waiting in lines at theatres where they wrongly expect Episode III to be shown...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 03:14:10 AM
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...with the fight spilling over to MegaAnimeOtakuCon, resulting in the second greatest geek fight in history, the first being...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 09:28:48 AM
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...the infighting among Transformers fans over whether Optimus Prime should be a TRUKK or a MUNKY...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 5:51:17 PM
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Optimus Prime, being cheesed off at the missspelling of his name, gets his energon back, and goes looking for trouble in the worst part of L.A., where he runs across...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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