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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
 Posted - 04/28/2005 : 6:19:46 PM
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| ....Paris Hilton, who's also looking for trouble in the worst part of L.A. (and hoping to get it on tape so it can "mysteriously" disappear and show up on a website months later). The first meeting of Optimus Prime and Paris Hilton can be described in two words.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 8:11:18 PM
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..."squished chihuahua". The idle rich then attempt to forge an alliance with the Decepticons in the hope of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 12:05:58 PM
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| ... the Decepticons helping Paris lead a ninja-style commando attack on Alcatraz Prison. Unfortunately, she's never heard (or at least remembered) that the prison is closed and is now a tourist attraction, so she fails in her attempt to... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 1:33:42 PM
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lead a combined prison revolt and porn audition. Paris and Optimus then consumate their relation ship with...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 2:45:29 PM
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...the help of roughly 80% of the world's lubricant supplies. The ensuing lubricant shortage has the most dire consequences for...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 05:24:31 AM
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| Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, who have decided to come out of the closet... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 10:51:41 PM
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| ....along with Wilma and Betty (hey, so that's why Rosie played her!). Tagging along in this coming-out party is.... |
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Scarm The Great
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
72 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 12:51:44 AM
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...Michael Jackson, who finally said to hell with it, and unleashed his plot to join with his penpal Kim Jong Il in holy matrimony with his best man....
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 01:35:58 AM
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 02:52:40 AM
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...with Bert, Ernie, Spongebob, and Tinky Winky as groomsmen...
"From this day forth, you will be a pretty girl character(though it's kind of creepy)! You shall live in the wilderness of hell with that cute appearance!"-Excel Excel |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/03/2005 : 2:01:12 PM
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...and Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Brite as bridesmaids...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 01:34:51 AM
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| The wedding is held in the Sacred Mosque in Mecca and catered by the Brazilian army... |
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
2329 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 10:01:50 AM
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However, the Brizilian navy, pissed at being left out of the shindig, launches a brace of missles, the war heads filled with...
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." G. Marx.
"Never turn your back on a bad movie, untill your SURE its dead." H. Flangpart. |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 12:26:25 PM
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...Burt Renolds and Vin Diesel! Thier extreme/good ol boy missle driveing causes traffic accidents involving flying police cars and........
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 2:33:36 PM
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...infuriated redneck sherriffs, who retaliate by firing their own missiles, whose warheads are instead filled with...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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