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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
 Posted - 05/04/2005 : 5:25:22 PM
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Philippines
1455 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 7:31:38 PM
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...hastily rigged trailer homes. The only known redneck defense against a hostile environment. Yet, it has one fatal flaw...
"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 8:26:00 PM
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...it's worthless in the face of a tornado. Thus, the people of the world find themselves transported to the merry old land of...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 11:10:44 PM
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| ....Oz. As in the prison. The people in the trailer homes must band together and defend themselves against Oz's most powerful prison gang.... |
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Scarm The Great
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu
USA
72 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 12:37:58 AM
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...while the edgy cop (remember him?) looks on wondering how the hell he got into this mess while he extracts a gerbil from...
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 08:13:14 AM
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| Madeleine L'engle's tesseract. The gerbil belonged to Genghis Khan, who comes charging through time on his horse, with all his Mongol warriors, looking for bis pet gerbil.... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 1:04:11 PM
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| ... which has, unknown to the great Khan, been implanted with a secret microchip containing the plans to... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 2:41:20 PM
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...produce an allegedly "comedy" remake of Citizen Kane, starring Will Ferrell...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 5:51:38 PM
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| ....as the reporter. The remake of Kane proves to be really foolhardy when it's revealed that the actress (that's right, actress) playing Kane will be.... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 7:53:54 PM
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.....stoned out of her mind durring filming. Oddly enough, this makes the movie better as she...............
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 8:27:29 PM
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...constantly laughs to herself over some stupid joke involving a priest, and rabbi, and a dogcatcher...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 01:25:17 AM
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| The new ending of the movie is a courtroom scene, a massive personal injury lawsuit against the Rosebud Sled Company... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 5:24:08 PM
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.............And Wyle E Cyoate who was the one who put rockets on it in order to....
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 6:31:49 PM
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| ....catch the Road Runner, who had run off with Kane's original Declaration of Principles (at this point, Joseph Cotten rises from the grave, puts his head in his hand, and cries). Beep didn't mean to do it; he THOUGHT he was stealing.... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 8:12:30 PM
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...the treasure map printed on the back of the Declaration of Principles, but the Illuminati had tricked him into doing that so they could...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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