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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
 Posted - 05/06/2005 : 10:07:31 PM
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..well, they forgot why they wanted it, but it sounded like an evilly cool thing that groups with their reputation were always pulling off, and so they went for it. However...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 06:14:32 AM
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| one member of the Illuminati has an attack of conscience and reveals the plot to the new Pope, who... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 07:08:22 AM
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..........Prepares to kick ass for the lord! There is one problem, however.........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 6:44:15 PM
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| ... Christ returns and declares himself to be an atheist, therefore putting both the Illuminati and the new Pope in the awkward position of... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 7:47:16 PM
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...trying to stop Mel Gibson from releasing a Lucas-ized "Special Edition" of The Passion of the Christ...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 10:07:58 AM
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| in which Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha join forces to open a Chinese restaraunt... |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 4:36:16 PM
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...In Shangra-La, whose seemingly happy people hide a dark secret.........
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 8:22:58 PM
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...that their community is a refuge for people were tricked by Blockbuster's misleading alleged "no late fees" policy, and were forced to...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 04:05:13 AM
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| make straight-to-video porn films in their basements... |
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twitterpate
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 1:05:32 PM
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| ... which of course Blockbuster then refused to stock, forcing the Shangrilaians to resort to the desperate measure of ... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/17/2005 : 8:49:35 PM
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...making non-porn movies directed by Uwe Boll and starring...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2005 : 02:15:30 AM
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| Jennifer Wilbanks and Dan Rather. Wilbanks plays a bride who is kidnapped by a mixed Hispanic-Anglo-Saxon couple, Speedy Gonzales and Betty Boop. Only for some strange reason, the cop on the edge (remember him?) doesn't believe her when she says so. She turns to journalist Rather to broadcast her story... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2005 : 3:34:46 PM
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...which includes, among its many blatantly false details, a claim that a copy of Dianetics was flushed down a toilet...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2005 : 5:08:55 PM
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....which many people say SHOULD have happened. But our C.O.E (Cop On Edge) learns from a Hooker With A Heart Of Gold (H.W.A.H.O.G) that what was flushed was a rare.......
"The Queen is testing poisons." CLEOPATRA, 1935 |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2005 : 6:53:33 PM
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| ... and priceless copy of this very screenplay autographed by the over-the-edge cop, the Siamese Kittens, the one-eyed junk bond salesman, the midget Journey knock-off band, the witches' coven, Smashing Pumpkins, Englebert Humperdink, the Wonder Twins, the treasurer of the Sandusky Ohio Star Trek fan club, the Smurfs, Dexter and Dee-Dee, and... |
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