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Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Canada
1026 Posts |
 Posted - 05/18/2005 : 8:16:49 PM
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| ... the three people who actually planned to go see it in theatres. In order to recover the script, the COE must turn to... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 04:23:56 AM
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| a wise old Navaho medicine man... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 05:25:15 AM
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...assisted by an aged Shaolin monk...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 05:55:50 AM
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| who discovered, on a meditative stroll through the serene mountain peaks, Blofled's laboratory, hidden in the crater of a volcano... |
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MikeC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
749 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 11:16:13 AM
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And then he woke up from a vivid nightmare, only
to find..... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/19/2005 : 8:26:29 PM
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...that there was not only a gremlin on the wing of the plane, but Billy Mumy had turned him into a jack-in-the box, and...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 01:38:14 AM
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| and then an airheaded woman New York City police detective comes to him (the Shaolin monk) and explains that she's got to live in his monastery whike she tracks down a murderer of a porcelain manufacturer... |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 5:29:03 PM
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| ....who had begun to work his diabolical plot to take over the world using an army of porcelain dolls with the ability to.... |
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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Papua New Guinea
648 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 5:55:07 PM
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...utilize a really powerful ancient technique of ninja kung fu...
"Down in the Delta, they say I was a fool for making that deal with the devil, they say I’ve got the hellhounds on my tail. But they also say this: there’s not a bluesman alive who can play the entire first part of Smoke on the Water like Hellbound Dave.
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2005 : 9:04:47 PM
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...which enables them to freeze and rotate 360 degrees in midair...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2005 : 07:27:29 AM
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| thus turning themselves into miniature drills that can drill through the walls of Fort Knox... |
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TVsGrady
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
671 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2005 : 09:27:44 AM
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...so they can steal precious gold to support the Red Bull addiction of their cruel master...
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie The Neverending Story!"-Lionel Hutz |
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2005 : 9:44:48 PM
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| ....BILLY JACK!!! Poor BJ only became addicted to Red Bull after.... |
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Hinda
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Israel
229 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 04:24:34 AM
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| he realized he had gone to prison for nothing, because Jean really loved getting raped by Bernard. It was her life's wish. Why do you think she baited and taunted and insulted and humiliated him and his family and then went swimming and sunbathing in the nude in what she knew was a visible-for-miles-around open place? |
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Greenhornet
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1791 Posts |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 7:04:29 PM
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| ..........because she was certified insane by....... |
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