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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
333 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2005 :  5:03:05 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pip's Homepage
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050922/REVIEWS/509220303/1023

"Yes, it takes nerve to star in a scene where you plop down in a supermarket aisle surrounded by a lake of your own menstrual blood. But to expect an audience to find that funny verges on dementia."

Oof! Do we have a contender or what? Jenny McCartney is one of the most annoying, untalented, idiotic losers in the WORLD. She wrote the screenplay for this. I couldn't have scripted a more humiliating ending to her career if God himself had placed the Ballpoint of Fate in my very own little hand!

Dibs on this one!

Pip



Buy the book. You won't be (too) sorry. http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/11/11457.phtml

thepanteduffin
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

Canada
74 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2005 :  5:12:34 PM  Show Profile
Coming this fall...

JENNY MCCARTHY!


TOM GREEN!

in


FREDDY GOT SOME DIRTY LOVE


Do you dare watch?

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Mr. Blue
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Papua New Guinea
648 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2005 :  5:24:37 PM  Show Profile
Eva, Eva, Eva...

Have you seen a pshrink about these masochistic tendicies of yours? ;)

"Because, as we all know, when it comes to saving the world, no-one gets the job done quite like a bunch of sleazy, drunken, irresponsible morons."-Lyz of AYCYAS
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1017 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2005 :  6:55:59 PM  Show Profile
Pip, I am in awe of your eagerness to go places I would fear.


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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?

-- hbrennan
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Bobby-G
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
904 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2005 :  9:40:03 PM  Show Profile
Saw the review of this last week on Ebert & Roeper. This looked very, very bad. Thought I'd check out some reviews online - stopped off at IMDB and found a bunch of "reviews" gushing about how great this turkey is and what a marvelous talent McCarthy is (WOW! Not only does she star -- She wrote it too!!!! and, and, and Carmen Electra is like, such an amazing comic actor...) -- Well, there we have it, DIRTY LOVE is obviously the CITIZEN KANE of comedies, and those negative things I've been hearing are just the insane ramblings of bitter no-talents who are so un-hip that it's pathetic.


Or maybe IMDB just isn't a reliable place to gage the quality of a movie...

Rob
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Nicolletta
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

85 Posts

Posted - 09/23/2005 :  9:53:01 PM  Show Profile
Did anyone else notice that one of Dirty Love's co-stars is none other than Freddy (of Freddy Got Fingered) himself, Eddie Kaye Thomas?

Is he trying to prove that he can be in a worse movie than Freddy Got Fingered?? Wasn't co-starring along with Tom Green enough?


Nicolletta

Being real is good. Being interesting is better.
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
333 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  3:58:40 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pip's Homepage
Yeppers, this looks like a loser. You know, gross out comedies are one realm that I was happy to see men dominate exclusive of women. Leave to an uberbimbo to ruin it.

If I wasn't in west Texas right now, we could have a sweepstakes: I buy the winner a free ticket if he (and it'll be a he because not every gal's an idiot) goes with me to this.

Because, Lord knows, I'm never going to another of these alone.

Pip

Buy the book. You won't be (too) sorry. http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/11/11457.phtml
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate

USA
1530 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  4:09:00 PM  Show Profile  Visit Ken HPoJ's Homepage
[quote]Originally posted by Pip

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050922/REVIEWS/509220303/1023

Dibs on this one!

Pip


Ooh! Ooh! I've got dibs on cholera!


PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.

--King of the Hill
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GalahadPC
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
380 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  4:41:09 PM  Show Profile
Dear Pip, what on earth could possess you to stake a claim to this one? You have nothing to prove to us. We already know just how willing you are to hurl yourself onto bombs like these to spare the rest of us.

Though if I may, I think I can speak for all the men of Jabootu's when I say that if we were to enter your sweepstakes, it would only be in part because of our idiocy. More than that, it would be because the chance to watch firsthand as you go ballistic on the movie is too good a chance to pass up.
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Ken HPoJ
Supreme Potentate

USA
1530 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  4:52:17 PM  Show Profile  Visit Ken HPoJ's Homepage
**shush! galahad! she's poured the gas on herself and is lighting the match! don't distract her!**


PEGGY: I don't see how having a girl on the team would ruin it. Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court?
HANK: Yes, and that woman's name was Earl Warren.

--King of the Hill
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1017 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  8:11:32 PM  Show Profile
Seriously, I'm amazed that Pip would willingly volunteer to review a failed comedy after doing it before.


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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?

-- hbrennan
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hbrennan
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

Philippines
1455 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  8:35:50 PM  Show Profile  Visit hbrennan's Homepage
There are many possibilities, John. As for myself, why do I keep watching the Star Wars Holiday Special? Who knows? Dementia. Childhood trauma. It could be anything. All I know is - someone has to be there for these things. All we can do is hang our heads - and weep...

"...yet it hadn't destroyed his brain."
re: Charles "The Butcher" Benton (1956)

http://henrybrennan.blogspot.com/
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John Nowak
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
1017 Posts

Posted - 09/27/2005 :  9:47:44 PM  Show Profile
I feel the same way about Arch Hall Jr.



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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?

-- hbrennan
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Flangepart
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu

USA
2329 Posts

Posted - 09/29/2005 :  11:20:06 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by John Nowak

I feel the same way about Arch Hall Jr.

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We've always been united in stupidity. That's why there is no hope. But, then again, when has that ever stopped us?

-- hbrennan


AKA " Cabbage patch elvis."

"Reality is arguable...lunch time is not." H. Flangepart.

"One Weekend a month my ass!" Crow- The Beginning of the End.

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Max Torque
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

USA
61 Posts

Posted - 09/29/2005 :  11:38:52 AM  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Pip

Yeppers, this looks like a loser. You know, gross out comedies are one realm that I was happy to see men dominate exclusive of women. Leave to an uberbimbo to ruin it.

If I wasn't in west Texas right now, we could have a sweepstakes: I buy the winner a free ticket if he (and it'll be a he because not every gal's an idiot) goes with me to this.

Because, Lord knows, I'm never going to another of these alone.

Pip

Buy the book. You won't be (too) sorry. http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/11/11457.phtml

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Max Torque
Diocesan Ecclesiarch of the Sacred Order of Jabootu

USA
61 Posts

Posted - 09/29/2005 :  11:43:07 AM  Show Profile
What in the pluperfect past tense happened to my text? huh.

Anyway, what I'd intended to put above was: I'd go for the fun of meeting Pip, but no doubt my wife would murder me in my sleep if I went to the movies with a female woman of the opposite gender. And you're probably nowhere near Lubbock anyway (let's face it, who the hell is?).
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