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ELOrocks17
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
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 Posted - 10/17/2006 : 9:31:18 PM
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Just for fun, If you could recast all the actors in "Aliens" for the worst possible picks you could think of, who would you pick?
Here is mine:
Ripley: Dorothy Lyman
Corpral Hicks: Woody Allen
Private Hudson: Rob Schneider
Carter Burke: Wilford Brimley
Newt: Verne Troyer
Bishop: Judy Tenuda
Vasquez: Bjork
hahahaha---you guys try it! Its soo much fun!
"Oh my...that is quite toxic!"-Weyoun (DS9) |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2006 : 10:53:02 PM
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"Hi! I'm Carter Burke. Do you suffer from acid in your blood stream. Do you need to be treated for alien gestation and its not covered by medicaid. Liberty Medical can help you."
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"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
"I'll have a talk with him Dear" |
Edited by - Capt. Nemo on 10/17/2006 10:53:56 PM |
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Capt. Nemo
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
630 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2006 : 10:57:48 PM
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[url="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36292"]According to the caption of this photo[/url],Brimley might have been a better choice for Hicks.
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"Ward, the Beaver blew up the 7-11 again."
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 10/17/2006 : 11:00:31 PM
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How about:
Ripley: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Corpral Hicks: Tracy Walters
Private Hudson: Christopher Walken
Carter Burke: Gary Coleman
Newt: Ru Paul
Bishop: The Reanimated Corpse Of John Wayne
Vasquez: Janine Garalfalo
Yeah, this is fun!! *g*
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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TheFoywonder
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
833 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 12:06:32 AM
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Ripley: Mo'Nique
Corpral Hicks: Boy George
Private Hudson: Bob Newhart
Carter Burke: Kevin Federline
Newt: Marlon Wayans from LITTLE MAN
Bishop: "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes
Vasquez: Paris Hilton
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Plus: B-WARE THE BLOG is alive at http://www.livejournal.com/users/foywonder |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 01:29:38 AM
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| Nichole Ritchie or Martin Short should make a good alien as well. |
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Neville
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
Spain
1590 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 01:34:11 AM
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| Nichole Ritchie or Martin Short should make a good alien as well. |
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Cannon Fodder
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
Australia
176 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 06:24:16 AM
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Ripley: Rosie O'Donnell
Corpral Hicks: Bobcat Goldthwait
Private Hudson: Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Carter Burke: Cheech Marin
Newt: Danny Devito
Bishop: Melanie Griffiths
Vasquez: Bart the bear
Actually, I think Bart (THE movie bear of recent times) died a few years ago, but what the hey. |
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 09:53:06 AM
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Ripley: Hillary Clinton
Corpral Hicks: Nick Lachey
Private Hudson: Scott Stapp
Carter Burke: Jeffery "The Dude" Lebowski
Newt: Cousin Oliver
Bishop: Pip Vandergeld
Vasquez: Charo
Lt. Gorman: R. Lee Ermy
Pip
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 11:43:22 AM
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R. Lee Ermy is good in anything.
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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The Rev. D.D.
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 4:14:47 PM
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Yes, and I'm betting Miss Vandergeld would be too.
Ripley: Paris Hilton
Hicks: Al Gore
Hudson: Fabio
Burke: Glenn Jacobs, aka "Kane"
Newt: Hallie Eisenberg
Bishop: Carrot Top
Vasquez: Kate Moss
Gorman: Justin Diamond
Apone: Corey Haim
The Queen Alien: Kitten Natividad (no makeup effects necessary!)
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Pip
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
333 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 5:37:22 PM
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Oh! You don't have to be necessarily bad to make the list, just completely unfit for the role. It's been a while, but I remember Gorman (sp?) as being quiet and indecisive. R. Lee Ermy struck me as being neither. Bishop was also on the quiet side. Of course, none of you know me in real life yet, but I'm actually kind of on the sorta loquacious side.
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ELOrocks17
Preeminent Apostolic Prelate of the Discipleship of Jabootu
USA
131 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 6:39:55 PM
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I think you completely missed the point of this thread...you are supposed to have fun with it
"Oh my...that is quite toxic!"-Weyoun (DS9) |
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Sardu
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
1126 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 8:51:30 PM
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Originally posted by Pip
Oh! You don't have to be necessarily bad to make the list, just completely unfit for the role.
That was my thinking; I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is a good actress but her character from Secretary as Ripley would be hilarious to me.
"Meeting you makes me want to be a real noodle cook"
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BradH812
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1294 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 9:09:40 PM
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Pip? Loquacious? <sarcasm ON> Na-a-a-a-a-aw!!! <sarcasm OFF>
I didn't hear anyone say I couldn't use stars from yesteryear, so....
Ripley: Lucille Ball
Corporal Hicks: Peter Lorre
Newt: Chucky, the doll
Bishop: Anthony Daniels, in the See-Threepio suit
Private Hudson: John Wayne
Carter Burke: Humphrey Bogart
Lieutenant Gorman: Mel Gibson, in Braveheart costume, face paint included
Private Vasquez: Jennifer Tilly
The Alien Queen: E.T. |
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zombiewhacker
Holy Cardinal and Five Star General of the Righteous Knighthood of Jabootu
USA
1475 Posts |
Posted - 10/18/2006 : 11:10:17 PM
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Ripley: Paige Davis
Hicks: Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Newt: the studio exec's illegitimate daughter from his third live-in relationship
Bishop: Rob Schneider
Gorman: William Hope (grins)
Apone: Chris Tucker
Vasquez: Rosie Perez |
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